May
27
May 27 - Happy Meryl Streep Day!
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Catching Fireflies
Adventures in a small state with strange family members, various injuries, and high school hell.
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May
2
Earth
- Father: Try this choco-lot Olivia
- Me: OK!
- Father: Isn't it good?
- Me: *gag* Oh my God!! What is this?!?!
- *Reads wrapper*
- Me: Daddy this is baking chocolate!!!
- Daddy: Yeah!! you taste the earth! so nice!
Apr
23
Can You Hear It?
- Cecilia: WE are LISTENING!!!
- Olivia: ...
- Cecilia: We are LISTENERS because WE LISTEN!!!
- Olivia: ...
- Cecilia: Respect your elders!!!
Apr
16
Today, My Friend Laughed Without Smiling
It was the single, most hilarious thing I have ever seen.
Apr
7
Blind
- Olivia: So I went to my eye doctor and they said I had blood vessels in my cornea.
- Victoria: ...
- Olivia: He says it's common for people with contacts and I should wear them less.
- Victoria: ...
- Olivia: So now I have to wear my glasses.
- Victoria: Why do you even wear glasses? Who says we need perfect vision? I just go my life blind.
Apr
6
I JUST CRACKED MY IPOD SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!
Apr
2
HUNGER GAMES
Watched it.
Only slightly disappointing… But overall I thought it was a pretty good adaptation of the book. I’m officially team Peeta.
Mar
27
Ghetto
- Olivia: That's so ghetto.
- Frankie: It's not ghetto!!!
- Olivia: You're wearing shorts underneath your pants. It's ghetto.
Mar
19
Pants on Fire
- Frankie: Say a lie.
- Olivia: A lie.
- Frankie: No! like, tell a lie.
- Olivia: I am a purple hippopotamus with six toes.
- Frankie: NO! I obviously know you're not a hippo. Tell a real lie.
- Olivia: I tripped over a curb yesterday.
- Frankie: How do I know that's not true!?!?!?!
- Olivia: What do you want from me?
- Frankie: A real lie! Why are you so complicated?!?!
Mar
17
“It’s really subtle… but very clear.”
My Biology Teacher
Mar
16
While Ordering a Pizza
- Father: I gonna write.. a blog.... call it "I Love..... My Diabetes"
- Family: ...
- Father: For to teach.... and inform the best way... to live with it.
- Olivia: Who's going to write it?
- Father: Ha! You do it!
- Olivia: Daddy, I don't have time to write two blogs!
- Father: Heh... How much I pay you?
- Olivia: Daddy, You can't afford me!
- Father: psshhht..... Frank, you write?
- Family: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Mar
11
Whoopi
My father felt it was a good idea to shave off his eyebrows.
Ok.
Mar
8
Shake My Head
I went to school Monday, February 27th and there was one thing I kept asking people:
“Did you watch the Oscars?!?!?!”
93% answered “No…”
C’mon people!
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