Catching Fireflies

Adventures in a small state with strange family members, various injuries, and high school hell.

May 27

May 27 - Happy Meryl Streep Day!

(via queenbeelulu)


May 2

Earth

  • Father: Try this choco-lot Olivia
  • Me: OK!
  • Father: Isn't it good?
  • Me: *gag* Oh my God!! What is this?!?!
  • *Reads wrapper*
  • Me: Daddy this is baking chocolate!!!
  • Daddy: Yeah!! you taste the earth! so nice!

Apr 23

Can You Hear It?

  • Cecilia: WE are LISTENING!!!
  • Olivia: ...
  • Cecilia: We are LISTENERS because WE LISTEN!!!
  • Olivia: ...
  • Cecilia: Respect your elders!!!

Apr 18
My Favorite Drink

My Favorite Drink

(via pretty-pink-bows)


Apr 16

Today, My Friend Laughed Without Smiling

It was the single, most hilarious thing I have ever seen.


Apr 7

Blind

  • Olivia: So I went to my eye doctor and they said I had blood vessels in my cornea.
  • Victoria: ...
  • Olivia: He says it's common for people with contacts and I should wear them less.
  • Victoria: ...
  • Olivia: So now I have to wear my glasses.
  • Victoria: Why do you even wear glasses? Who says we need perfect vision? I just go my life blind.

Apr 6
I JUST CRACKED MY IPOD SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST CRACKED MY IPOD SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!


Apr 4

I Love Disney

(via three-two-onceler)


Apr 2

HUNGER GAMES

Watched it.

Only slightly disappointing… But overall I thought it was a pretty good adaptation of the book. I’m officially team Peeta.


Mar 27

Ghetto

  • Olivia: That's so ghetto.
  • Frankie: It's not ghetto!!!
  • Olivia: You're wearing shorts underneath your pants. It's ghetto.

Mar 19

Pants on Fire

  • Frankie: Say a lie.
  • Olivia: A lie.
  • Frankie: No! like, tell a lie.
  • Olivia: I am a purple hippopotamus with six toes.
  • Frankie: NO! I obviously know you're not a hippo. Tell a real lie.
  • Olivia: I tripped over a curb yesterday.
  • Frankie: How do I know that's not true!?!?!?!
  • Olivia: What do you want from me?
  • Frankie: A real lie! Why are you so complicated?!?!

Mar 17
“It’s really subtle… but very clear.” My Biology Teacher

Mar 16

While Ordering a Pizza

  • Father: I gonna write.. a blog.... call it "I Love..... My Diabetes"
  • Family: ...
  • Father: For to teach.... and inform the best way... to live with it.
  • Olivia: Who's going to write it?
  • Father: Ha! You do it!
  • Olivia: Daddy, I don't have time to write two blogs!
  • Father: Heh... How much I pay you?
  • Olivia: Daddy, You can't afford me!
  • Father: psshhht..... Frank, you write?
  • Family: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Mar 11

Whoopi

My father felt it was a good idea to shave off his eyebrows.

Ok.


Mar 8

Shake My Head

I went to school Monday, February 27th and there was one thing I kept asking people:

“Did you watch the Oscars?!?!?!”

93% answered “No…”

C’mon people!


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